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Grafton Bridges Announce Intention To Marry.

Grafton’s bridges have announced this morning they’re ‘very much in love’ with each other, and – despite an 87-year age difference – intend to marry as soon as legally possible. “I didn’t expect to feel this way,” says Frank –

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Scientists Solve Maclean Mystery.

The scientific community is abuzz today with the discovery of an extraordinary phenomenon spanning both hemispheres of the planet, we can reveal. In a lengthy interview with your Clarence Valley reporter this morning, Head Scientician at the Global Institute of

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