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THE GREAT MIGRATION
For this month’s blog post, we are extremely excited to have Sir David Attenborough* as guest narrator, as he describes one of Australia’s most impressive seasonal migrations. *May or may not be fact. (For maximum effect, please read out loud

CLARENCE VALLEY, THE GREAT INDOORS!
It can’t be denied. As far as the weather goes, 2022 has been outrageously ordinary. In a ‘normal’ year here in the Clarence Valley, autumn leading into winter is just gorgeous. More often than not, the ocean and the waterways

A Special Post From Our Canine Correspondent
The human who usually writes this post is feeling a little under the weather today, so I told her, hey no worries, sit this one out mate, I’ve got it covered. And who am I? That’s not important right now,

I’ve Seen Fire And I’ve Seen Rain.
Usually, we run a faintly humorous pretendy news item up top here, but it doesn’t seem appropriate to write such a thing at the moment. Though the Clarence Valley was affected by significant flooding, we were hugely fortunate, compared to

Surf Schools No Substitute For Real Schools, Sadly.
Despite their fleets of softboards, brightly coloured lycra rash shirts, and accreditation with the appropriate regulatory bodies, the Clarence Valley’s Surf Schools still fall well short of their dry land counterparts, warns leading education expert, Professor Kathleen Joyce. “It’s all

My New Year’s Resolutions Are Already Shot To Bits And I’m Blaming The Clarence Valley.
Great, we’re barely a month into 2022 and every item on my list of New Year’s Resolutions is officially broken. Thanks for that, Clarence Valley. First on my list was the ol’ favourite, the “watch what you eat / portion