The Clarence Valley – a chapter in the story of your life.
“You Can Get Your Own Dinner, I’m On Holiday Too”, Says Mum To Shocked Family.
In breaking news coming out of the Clarence Valley this morning, members of the Cornell Family – Father Darren, siblings Phoebe and Scott, and Uncle Barry, (visiting from Tasmania) – are still coming to terms with the confronting realization that
Dad Super Knowledgeable about The Clarence River All of a Sudden.
The Cornell family’s maiden voyage aboard the SS DAZZLE – a 30-foot motor cruiser purchased by father Darren as a present to himself on the occasion of his 50th birthday – has gone surprisingly well, given Mr Cornell’s limited maritime
Grafton’s Possums Protest Jacaranda Illumination Spectacle.
In breaking news just to hand, a group of marsupials calling themselves the Brushtail Possum Posse have marched on Clarence Valley Council’s Grafton offices, protesting the highly anticipated night-time illumination of approximately 25 Jacarandas in Grafton’s iconic See Park in
‘Kid Free’ Yuraygir Walking Adventure Holiday Only Slightly Marred By Husband Carrying On Like A Big Baby.
A long awaited walking adventure – primarily serving as a way to get away from their demanding children for four days – has been deemed a success for Meredith and Darren Cornell, despite Husband Darren exhibiting behavioural traits best described
“Bumper Season for Human Watching”, Say Excited Whales.
The seasonal migration of humans to vantage points along the Clarence Valley’s coastline has been “The best in living memory,” according to spokeswhale Harriet Humpback. Communicating with your reporter yesterday – by way of slapping the water with her enormous
Grafton Bridges Announce Intention To Marry.
Grafton’s bridges have announced this morning they’re ‘very much in love’ with each other, and – despite an 87-year age difference – intend to marry as soon as legally possible. “I didn’t expect to feel this way,” says Frank –